Voodoo Orgy

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takane-enomoto:

japanese is a kind language bc if u forget how to write a kanji it will hold your hand and say “it is ok, u can still write in hiragana and everyone will understand”

if u forget one character in chinese u suddenly illiterate and there is no way to help you. you mispronounce one thing and suddenly your mother is a horse

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Me:
*takes deep breath*
Me:
I lo-
Anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever:
yes, you love dogs, we know, you love dogs so much, they're the light of your life, you love them so much, you just love dogs, we KNOW, you love dogs you fucking love dogs, ok we know, we get it, YOU LOVE DOGS. WE GET IT.

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me:
*makes one small mistake*
my brain:
(SLAMMING HANDS ON TABLE AND CHANTING) DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEAT